Judge : Tum ~ 0300 2711 588 ~ - Quote and Poem

Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A “Charter Accountant”
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 – Like To Study Forever
3 – Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 – Cant Live Widout Tension
5 – Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 – Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age … ;->

80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On
The Lectures You Missed
And
The Books You Didn’t Read … ;->
How True …

A
Sincere
Pray
To
“GOD”
“O! God I Don’t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute
* Daughter in Law * ” ;->

The Two
Dangerous
Weapons In The World
Other Than Nuclear Bomb …
1) A Girl’s Smile
2) A Girl’e Tears …

What’s Better Then
“PRESENCE OF MIND”
In Case Of Accident …. ???
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“ABSENCE OF BODY” … ;->

Teacher To Student:
Tmhai’n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn … ?
Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->

Remeber
No Matter How Bad You Are
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You Are Not Totally Useless …
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You Can Still Be Used As
A
“BAD EXAMPLE” … ;->

A Smile
Is An Inexpensive Way …
To Change Ur Looks …
Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana
Werna Log MALUNG Samjhai’n Ge ;->

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
Newton’s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It … !!!
Einstein’s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It … !!!
Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger … ;->

Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao’n Kia
Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao’n Kia ;-> ~By:Sameer