Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.
It's so hot even my fake plants are wilting.
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It's so hot even my fake plants are wilting.
A three-inch rain in Phoenix means three inches b
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A three-inch rain in Phoenix means three inches between drops.
A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you
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A hundred ten in the shade is sorta hot, but you don't have to shovel it off your driveway.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps
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What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.
You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day.
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I'll take heat rash over frost bite any day.
You know you live in Phoenix when you've experien
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You know you live in Phoenix when you've experienced condensation on your butt cheeks from the hot water evaporating in the toilet bowl.
You know you're from Arizona when you drive two m
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You know you're from Arizona when you drive two miles around a parking lot looking for a shady place - even in the dead of winter.
You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing
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You know you live in Phoenix when you are willing to park 3 blocks away because you actually found shade from a palm tree imported 300 miles from California and nurtured with water piped 250 miles from Nevada.
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winte
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Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter - and hell spends the summer.
You know you're an Arizona native when you h
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You know you're an Arizona native when you hug a cactus only once in your lifetime.
You know you're an Arizona native when you have t
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You know you're an Arizona native when you have to look up mass transit in the dictionary.
Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed t
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Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed the dogs around.
You know you're an Arizona native when... a rainy day puts you in a good mood.
You know you're an Arizona native when you run to
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You know you're an Arizona native when you run to the window just to watch a dust storm.
Arizona looks like a battle on Mars.
Each season of adventure reality television gets
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Each season of adventure reality television gets more and more challenging. I'm waiting for them to come out with a Survivor: Phoenix in July edition.
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