It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my
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It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.
Families with babies and families without babies
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Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.
One of the most obvious results of having a baby
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One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
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Babies are such a nice way to start people.
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe the
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When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels.
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the huma
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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Babies are always more trouble than you thought -
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Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his le
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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
God's interest in the human race is nowhere bette
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God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the princip
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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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