A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his le
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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
The moment a child is born,
the mother is als
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The moment a child is born,
the mother is also born.
She never existed before.
The woman existed, but the mother, never.
A mother is something absolutely new.
Always kiss your children goodnight - even if the
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Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives sh
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If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvi
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
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Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of th
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Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of the Everywhere and into here.
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the huma
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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Every child begins the world again.... ~Henry Dav
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Every child begins the world again....
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
It would seem that something which means poverty,
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It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Before I got married I had six theories about bri
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Making the decision to have a child is momentous.&
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Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of familie
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
There are three reasons for breast-feeding:
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There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be con
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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.
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