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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tensi

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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're se

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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're se

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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.

Baseball, it is

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Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona.

Baseball players are smarter than football player

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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical il

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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have

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Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things.

October is not only a beautiful month but marks t

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody

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Every hitter likes fastballs, just like everybody likes ice cream. But you don't like it when someone's stuffing it into you by the gallon. That's what it feels like when Nolan Ryan's thrown balls by you.

Baseball is what we were. Football is what

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Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.

Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he ha

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Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out.

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would

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I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll

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I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.

Black people dominate sports in the United States

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Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.

Baseball players are smarter than football player

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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, f

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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Baseball is the only major sport that appears bac

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Baseball is the only major sport that appears backwards in a mirror.

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