An optimist stays up until midnight to see the ne
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
We hope that, when the insects take over the worl
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We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to figh
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking t
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the ne
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
A three year old child is a being who gets almost
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A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
People learn something every day, and a lot of ti
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People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself o
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Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
It would be nice if the poor were to get even hal
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It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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