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It would have been more logical if silent picture

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It would have been more logical if silent pictures had grown out of the talkies instead of the other way around.

If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more

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If I find a film dull, I find it infinitely more entertaining to watch the scratches.

Why should people go out and pay money to see bad

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Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing?

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the

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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.

Never judge a book by its movie.

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Never judge a book by its movie.

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating.&

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.

Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a

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Cinema should make you forget you are sitting in a theater.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

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There's no thief like a bad movie.

Having your book turned into a movie is like seei

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Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

The length of a film should be directly related t

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I stil

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I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

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Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood

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There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

Most horror movies are certainly that.

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Most horror movies are certainly that.

What puzzles most of us are the things which have

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What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.

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