If you had to identify, in one word, the reason w
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.
If Columbus had an advisory committee he would pr
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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and los
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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.
It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a
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It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods.
To get something done a committee should consist o
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To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect
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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are
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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize th
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That'll do them in.
A committee is an animal with four back legs.
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A committee is an animal with four back legs.
A Normal person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray.
Football is a mistake. It combines two of t
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Football is a mistake. It combines two of the worst things about American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.
Our age will be known as the age of committees.
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Our age will be known as the age of committees.
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