If you had to identify, in one word, the reason w
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.
Without question, the greatest invention in the h
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
People who want to share their religious views wi
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
User, n. The word computer professionals us
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User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason w
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If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.
You should never say anything to a woman that eve
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
No matter what happens... somebody will find a wa
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No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers
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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibio
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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ba
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless ro
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Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel bus
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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Ame
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If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd find that only two of them could tell you their blood types, but every last one of them would know the theme song from The Beverly Hillbillies.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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