If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down tr
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
And that's the wonderful thing about family trave
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And that's the wonderful thing about family travel: it provides you with experiences that will remain locked forever in the scar tissue of your mind.
In college, Yuppies major in business administrat
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly b
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that
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A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on ear
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
Hardware: where the people in your company'
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Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.
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