I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to
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Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weig
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
More die in the United States of too much food th
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More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.
If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator
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If you hang your swimsuit
On the refrigerator door,
The goodies inside
Will be easier to ignore.
Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something
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Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
People are so worried about what they eat between
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
If nature had intended our skeletons to be visibl
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If nature had intended our skeletons to be visible it would have put them on the outside of our bodies.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lo
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I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they to
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Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.
Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork
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Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coi
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Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch
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In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.
When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the
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When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purp
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The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
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