If all the cars in the United States were placed
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Home computers are being called upon to perform ma
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you tho
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if y
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of lis
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your c
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
If people concentrated on the really important th
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges
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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
More marriages might survive if the partners real
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in whi
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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