Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him.
A city that outdistances man's walking powers is
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A city that outdistances man's walking powers is a trap for man.
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no long
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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror
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The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost
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The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self de
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a
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A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.
Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the
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When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
Patience is something you admire in the driver be
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Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
It wasn't the Exxon Valdez captain's driving that caused the Alaskan oil spill. It was yours.
Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pe
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Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities.
Modern technology
Owes ecology
An apology.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
The longest journey begins with a single step, no
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The longest journey begins with a single step, not with a turn of the ignition key.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
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