There are two types of fisherman - those who fish
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There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the f
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May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
Many men go fishing all of their lives without kn
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Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
We ask a simple question
And that is all we w
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We ask a simple question
And that is all we wish:
Are fishermen all liars?
Or do only liars fish?
All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational dis
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All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers.
[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who dema
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[T]his planet is covered with sordid men who demand that he who spends time fishing shall show returns in fish.
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a
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There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span t
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The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.
If people concentrated on the really important th
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man havi
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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing i
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Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of
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A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
Fishing is the sport of drowning worms.
It has always been my private conviction that any
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It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.
The fishing was good; it was the catching that wa
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The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.
I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish
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I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting
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An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mi
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All the romance of trout fishing exists in the mind of the angler and is in no way shared by the fish.
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