Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and dr
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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.
The belly rules the mind.
A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
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A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work
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Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
After all the trouble you go to, you get about as
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After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual food out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking 30 or 40 postage stamps.
Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.
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Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables. They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.
Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which
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Chemicals, n: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.
No man in the world has more courage than the man
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No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
Those who forget the pasta are condemned to rehea
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Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of pu
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent
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We are all dietetic sinners; only a small percent of what we eat nourishes us; the balance goes to waste and loss of energy.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray.
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the su
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The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.
There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meet
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There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choi
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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
I would like to find a stew that will give me hea
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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning.
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
We think fast food is equivalent to pornography,
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We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking.
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