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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvi

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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food o

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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of pu

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvi

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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just abou

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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

My favorite animal is steak.

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My favorite animal is steak.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your l

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people wit

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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of pu

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

Very few people possess true artistic ability.

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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

Life is something that happens when you can't get

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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

There is no such thing as inner peace. Ther

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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your l

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

My favorite animal is steak.

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My favorite animal is steak.

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