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Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your ill

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Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hu

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of a

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It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class.

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed mus

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Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted.

I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures o

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I reckon being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill and is not obliged to work till one is better.

I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill

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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for

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After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a wh

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You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

To array a man's will against his sickness is the

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To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine.

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