I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigaret
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her
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Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
There's something luxurious about having a girl l
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There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette. In fact, I got married once on account of that.
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and g
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like g
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Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereoty
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The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, It's a girl.
Grandmothers are just antique little girls.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl wh
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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside o
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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?
The best way to mend a broken heart is time and g
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The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.
Education would be much more effective if its pur
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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.
Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition
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Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards.
Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against
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Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a li
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigare
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I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
Education would be much more effective if its pur
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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure that by the time they leave school every boy and girl should know how much they do not know, and be imbued with a lifelong desire to know it.
I wish someone would have told me that, just beca
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I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs.&
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Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.
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