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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappoint

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Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch cour

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Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idlen

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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.

Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your

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Golf gives you an insight into human nature, your own as well as your opponent's.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.

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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you b

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as

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It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me

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Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.

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