Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tensi
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Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experienc
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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.
Street hockey is great for kids. It's energ
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Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all it keeps them off the street.
Half the game is mental; the other half is being
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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey ga
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I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks t
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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a per
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Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, char
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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.
All hockey players are bilingual. They know
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All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.
Black people dominate sports in the United States
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Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.
My goal is to deny yours.
Ice hockey players can walk on water.
How would you like a job where, every time you ma
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How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in whi
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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to w
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Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended pl
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Four out of five dentists surveyed recommended playing hockey.
Don't go through life without goals.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players
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A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.
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