A man builds a fine house; and now he has a maste
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.
This is a honeydew day. That is when you ge
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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still gro
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I st
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I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn.
There's nothing to match curling up with a good b
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There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house.
Old houses mended,
Cost little less than new
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Old houses mended,
Cost little less than new before they're ended.
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the ho
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God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done.
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her o
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My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windo
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I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining,
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A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
When you use a manual push mower, you're cut
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When you use a manual push mower, you're cutting down on pollution and the only thing in danger of running out of gas is you!
When it comes to housework the one thing no book
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When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.
Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, an
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Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn.
There was no need to do any housework at all.
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There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
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Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.
I think housework is the reason most women go to
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I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I.
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