Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon
maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya
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No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…
kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?
Aap k haath main mobile hai..
Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai…
SMS ki achi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar
to 11 shehron ke naa’yi kar rahay hain,
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil
hi nahi namumkin hai…
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…
Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye…
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi
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Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai
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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.
Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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