I am returning this otherwise good typing paper t
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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coatt
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I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.
I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo sl
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I wouldn't be surprised if one day Carl's halo slipped and choked him.
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone wo
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Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it.
It was a book to kill time for those who like it
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It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead.
I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics.
Lady Nancy Astor, Viscountess: If you were my husband, Winston, I should flavour your coffee with poison.
Winston Churchill: If I were your husband, madam, I should drink it.
The problem with the gene pool is that there's no
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The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whe
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to i
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The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved.
I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you wer
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I can't believe that out of 10,000 sperm, you were the quickest.
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good
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Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
O, she is the antidote to desire.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it
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I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
Dustin Farnum: I've never been better! In the last act yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats.
Oliver Herford: How clever of you to think of it.
She looked as if she had been poured into her clo
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She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when.
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating se
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You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
Her face was her chaperone.
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