Jack Handey : Quote and Poem

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yo

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what really throws you into a panic.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier ab

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Somebody told me it was frightening how much tops

Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared.