I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up
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The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
If you have formed the habit of checking on every
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
If you have formed the habit of checking on every
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If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas?
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