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Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power na

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Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're se

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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is

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The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes li

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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Many people quit looking for work when they find

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line be

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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.

Find a job you like and you add five days to ever

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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us

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We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work

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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.

Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.

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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the

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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

I've met a few people in my time who were enthusi

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I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or P

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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

If a trainstation is where the train stops, what'

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be

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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some

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Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

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Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

When people go to work, they shouldn't have to le

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When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.

If you have a job without any aggravations, you d

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If you have a job without any aggravations, you don't have a job.

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