Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the r
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Newlyweds become oldyweds, and oldyweds are the reasons that families work.
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a co
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Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Never get married in the morning, because you nev
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Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night.
After the chills and fever of love, how nice is t
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After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6 of marriage!
There is no substitute for the comfort supplied b
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There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship.
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day
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It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
The sum which two married people owe to one anoth
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The sum which two married people owe to one another defies calculation. It is an infinite debt, which can only be discharged through eternity.
A man marries to have a home, but also because he
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A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are
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In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who
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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.
But not gold in commercial quantities,
Just e
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But not gold in commercial quantities,
Just enough gold to make the engagement rings
And marriage rings of those who owned the farm.
What gold more innocent could one have asked for?
Parenthood: That state of being better chap
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Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.
I love being married. It's so great to find
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A successful marriage requires falling in love ma
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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is
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Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
Marriage, n. A community consisting of a ma
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Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mot
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English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of
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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
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