My theory is that men are no more liberated than
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My theory is that men are no more liberated than women.
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the sec
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A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to he
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No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
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It's a man's world, and you men can have it.
Macho doesn't prove mucho.
Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness.&
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Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that.
The first time you buy a house you see how pretty
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The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
Men were made for war. Without it they wand
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Men were made for war. Without it they wandered greyly about, getting under the feet of the women, who were trying to organize the really important things of life.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit e
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a
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When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.
Women are never disarmed by compliments; men alwa
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Women are never disarmed by compliments; men always are.
Can you imagine a world without men? No cri
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Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can'
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Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, How can he want me the way I look in the morning? It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where o
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A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
He is every other inch a gentleman.
Women have served all these centuries as looking-
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Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses providing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of man as twice its natural size.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual ha
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men ar
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All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wea
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
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