All of the biggest technological inventions creat
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, a
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
All of the biggest technological inventions creat
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile ac
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Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.
I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would
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I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile.
When a man throws an empty cigarette package from
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When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
A tree never hits an automobile except in self de
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
When a man throws an empty cigarette package from
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When a man throws an empty cigarette package from an automobile, he is liable to a fine of $50. When a man throws a billboard across a view, he is richly rewarded.
All of the biggest technological inventions create
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
Dil say dil mila ker to daikho
hamari yad main ansu baha ker to daikho,
SMS to kia call bhi karaingay,
kabhi hamaray mobile main card dalwa ker to daikho
Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..
Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
Dil Se Dil Lagakar To Dekho
Hamari Yaadon Mein Aansoo Bahakar To Dekho
SMS To Kya Call Bhi Karoonga
Ek Baar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chukakar To Dekho
Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah..
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se,
Pyar kro INSTA wali se,
Date maro UFONE wali se,
Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se,
Gift lo WARID wali se…
or
..
.
shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se
Pathan 100 k note pe likha Number dial kr raha tha.
2nd Pathan: ye tum kya ker rahe ho?
1st Pathan: main dekh raha tha k Quaid-e-Azam to foat ho gae to unka mobile kis k pass hai.
Maddy: 03455232330 ~By:Maddy
My mobile had an accident with motorola, admitted in LG hospital at SAMSUNG Nagar. Dr nokia says matter is serious. SMS needed.So plz donate. ~By:AVINASH_ORISSA
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