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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out

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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle b

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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking.

People are more violently opposed to fur than lea

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy

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Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary.

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your be

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You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike.

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance wit

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A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself.

Life is too short for traffic.

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Life is too short for traffic.

Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

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Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

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Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

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Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

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If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move

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Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

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The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.

Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph ar

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Remember folks, street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fl

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Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.

If you ride like

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If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a hel

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What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor.

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