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Never judge a book by its movie.

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Never judge a book by its movie.

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating.&

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.

If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating.&

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If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.

There's no thief like a bad movie.

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There's no thief like a bad movie.

Having your book turned into a movie is like seei

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Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.

I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I stil

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I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience.

3 movie tickets.

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Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

Most horror movies are certainly that.

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Most horror movies are certainly that.

What puzzles most of us are the things which have

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What puzzles most of us are the things which have been left in the movies rather than the things which have been taken out.

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