A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're se
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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what'
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect
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To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.
Find a job you like and you add five days to ever
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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting
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Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.
I've met a few people in my time who were enthusi
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I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
The number one sign you have nothing to do at work
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The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to
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Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may e
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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for
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Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line be
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The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts w
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
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