New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
No one ever regarded the First of January with in
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No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam.
The proper behavior all through the holiday seaso
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows
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The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows.
Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.
Many people look forward to the new year for a ne
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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the ne
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to
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New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on Ne
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Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with y
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Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.
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