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A college education shows a man how little other

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A college education shows a man how little other people know.

An investment in knowledge always pays the best i

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An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.

If you feel that you have both feet planted on le

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If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.

Academe, n.: An ancient school where morali

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Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.

If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mo

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If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you.

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universit

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Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.

A university is a college with a stadium seating

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A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitud

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Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.

Don't live down to expectations. Go out the

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Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.

The purpose of primary education is the developme

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The purpose of primary education is the development of your weak characteristics; the purpose of university education, the development of your strong.

Hitch your wagon to a star.

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Hitch your wagon to a star.

There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the

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There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes.

College is the best time of your life. When

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College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?

A man who has never gone to school may steal from

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

Where we love is home, Home that our feet may

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Where we love is home,
Home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

College is a place to keep warm between high scho

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College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit

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The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

I learned three important things in college - to

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I learned three important things in college - to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any time given a horizontal surface and fifteen minutes.

It takes most men five years to recover from a co

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It takes most men five years to recover from a college education, and to learn that poetry is as vital to thinking as knowledge.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sl

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A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

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