I think that I shall never see
A billboard lo
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
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Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lo
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I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flie
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When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgo
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God in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
Middle age: When you're sitting at home on
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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's
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Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is p
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Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as legislature....
So people who go to bed to sleep
Must count French premiers or sheep,
And people who ought to arise from bed
Yawn and go back to sleep instead.
Some tortures are physical
And some are menta
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Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
Is dental.
Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tast
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Some primal termite knocked on wood;
and tasted it, and found it good.
That is why your Cousin May
fell through the parlor floor today.
So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and
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So Columbus said, somebody show me the sunset and somebody did and he set sail for it,
And he discovered America and they put him in jail for it,
And the fetters gave him welts,
And they named America after somebody else.
Some one invented the telephone,
And interrup
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Some one invented the telephone,
And interrupted a nation's slumbers,
Ringing wrong but similar numbers.
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