The bathtub was invented in 1850 and the telephone in 1875. In other words, if you had been living in 1850, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without having to answer the phone.
If you were going to die soon and had only one ph
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a
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There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process.
Middle age: When you're sitting at home on
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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.
I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call
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I'd rather sit down and write a letter than call someone up. I hate the telephone.
If you were going to die soon and had only one ph
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If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling
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I don't answer the phone. I get the feeling whenever I do that there will be someone on the other end.
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your l
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
I like my new telephone, my computer works just f
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I like my new telephone, my computer works just fine, my calculator is perfect, but Lord, I miss my mind!
The telephone is a good way to talk to people wit
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when
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A woman is a person who reaches for a chair when she answers the telephone.
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
Shadi k ek hafty baad MAA Beti ko phone kar k pochti hy!
Woh LAL wali SARHI pehni?
Beti Bolti hay: Ek hafty say CHADDI nahi pahanny day rahy SARHI kia khak pehno!!!!!!!!!! ~By:saadur rehman
I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper
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I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.
PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.
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