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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you tho

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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

The goodness of the true pun is in the direct rati

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The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability.

People who make puns are like wanton boys that pu

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People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism.

A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

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A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan.

A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer

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A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

A man who could make so vile a pun would not scru

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A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket.

A good pun is its own reword.

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A good pun is its own reword.

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