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Life is tough enough without having someone kick

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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

It's so great to find that one special person you

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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

The word aerobics came about when the gym instruc

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The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down.

I love being married. It's so great to find

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Wo

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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morn

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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morn

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I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better pre

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

I love being married. It's so great to find

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake.&#

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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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