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The difference between the old ballplayer and the

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The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

I would have thought that the knowledge that you

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I would have thought that the knowledge that you are going to be leapt upon by half-a-dozen congratulatory, but sweaty team-mates would be inducement not to score a goal.

If this can be termed the century of the common m

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If this can be termed the century of the common man, then soccer, of all sports, is surely his game.... In a world haunted by the hydrogen and napalm bomb, the football field is a place where sanity and hope are still left unmolested.

The Internet is clearly about more than sports sc

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The Internet is clearly about more than sports scores and email now. It's a place where we can conduct our democracy and get very large amounts of data to very large numbers of people.

October is not only a beautiful month but marks t

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.

I always turn to the sports section first. T

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I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man's failures.

High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, char

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High sticking, tripping, slashing, spearing, charging, hooking, fighting, unsportsmanlike conduct, interference, roughing... everything else is just figure skating.

Black people dominate sports in the United States

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Black people dominate sports in the United States - 20 percent of the population and 90 percent of the Final Four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.

One day of practice is like one day of clean livi

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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

The trouble with referees is that they just don't

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The trouble with referees is that they just don't care which side wins.

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports

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Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.

Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as

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Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we all?

Basketball is the MTV of sports.

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Basketball is the MTV of sports.

If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good ga

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If only Hitler and Mussolini could have a good game of bowls once a week at Geneva, I feel that Europe would not be as troubled as it is.

What gift you want for your birthday

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad,
just a radio with a sports car around it.

Men forget everything; women remember everything.

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Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

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