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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you sh

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

America is a land of taxation that was founded to

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America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.

Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the pr

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Taxes, after all, are dues that we pay for the privileges of membership in an organized society.

Capital punishment: The income tax.

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Capital punishment: The income tax.

When there's a single thief, it's robbery.

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When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation.

I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the

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I'm proud to pay taxes in the United States; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money.

Did you ever notice that when you put the words &

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Did you ever notice that when you put the words The and IRS together, it spells THEIRS?

Income tax returns are the most imaginative ficti

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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

The expenses of government, having for their obje

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The expenses of government, having for their object the interest of all, should be borne by everyone, and the more a man enjoys the advantages of society, the more he ought to hold himself honored in contributing to those expenses.

The nation should have a tax system that looks li

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The nation should have a tax system that looks like someone designed it on purpose.

If you make any money, the government shoves you i

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If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

People who complain about taxes can be divided in

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People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundr

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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the f

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The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.

The United States has a system of taxation by con

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The United States has a system of taxation by confession.

The income tax has made more liars out of the Ame

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The aver

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

Taxation with representation ain't so hot

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Taxation with representation ain't so hot either.

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