Mother Nature is providential. She gives us
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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.
The best way to keep children at home is to make
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the
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When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his bell
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When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly.
Violet will be a good color for hair at just abou
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager w
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have gi
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your c
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery
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Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your l
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing
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Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ig
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When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
The invention of the teenager was a mistake.
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The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes - naturally, no one wants to live any other way.
There's nothing wrong with the younger generation
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There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won't cure.
Little children, headache; big children, heartach
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Little children, headache; big children, heartache.
In order to know whether a human being is young o
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In order to know whether a human being is young or old, offer it food of different kinds at short intervals. If young, it will eat anything at any hour of the day or night.
The young always have the same problem - how to re
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The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
The best substitute for experience is being sixte
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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
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