I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is
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Clocks slay time... time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what'
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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation?
Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being
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Now is the time to get drunk! To stop being the martyred slaves of time, to get absolutely drunk - on wine, poetry, or on virtue, as you please.
One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - b
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One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still gro
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Ability is what will get you to the top if the bo
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Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophi
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Man - despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments - owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doi
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To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell whe
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper t
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I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
Las Vegas is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. N
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Las Vegas is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperor's orgy is now a democratic institution. Topless Pizza Lunch.
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell whe
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A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
If equations are trains threading the landscape o
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If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi.
Most of us become parents long before we have sto
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Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wea
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If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Television is now so desperately hungry for mater
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Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.
If living conditions don't stop improving in this
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If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
One of the very nicest things about life is the w
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One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
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