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Joke

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Father- Kamine, Itne kam Marks? Do Thappad Marne Chaiye. . . .
Son-Ha Papaji …CHALO… Maine us Saale MASTER Ka Ghar Bhi Dekh Rakha Hai. . . . ~By:nitin9411166

Welcome hai apka humari

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bikta hai gum ishq k bazar me,lakho dard chipa hota hai ek chote se inkar me,ho jao agar jamane se dukhi to swagat hai hmari dosti ke bazar me. “WELCOME” ~By:nitin9411166

Daarao mat dear

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Smile
Please.
Please
SmiLe.
,////////.
__@ . . @__
( c__________, )
“‘-’LJI_II_ILJ’-”‘
aila!Maine hasne ko kaha’DARAANE’ KO nai..;-) ~By:nitin9411166

aap ki yaad

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Har din mulakat ma huwa to kuch gum nahi
har din dating par na jaaya to chuch gum nahi
Q ki aap ki yaad koi mulakat aur datinig se kam nahi……. ~By:deadly

wakt mile tab yaad karte ho

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wakt mile tab yaad karte ho….
Moood hua tab baat karte ho…
Ek zamana tha jab ek pal reh nahi sakte the…
Ab to ek zamane ke baad yaad karte ho.. ~By:nitin9411166

FARZAND-E-ADAM

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” FARZAND-E-ADAM!!! JAB GUNAHOON K BAWAJOOD ALLAH KI NAIMTEIN TUJHE MILTI RAHEIN TO HOSHAIR HO JANA” K !! TERA HISAAB KAREEB AUR SAKHT TAREEN HA.(HAZRAT ALI)R.A …. ~By:SAMEER BALOCH(Pandak)

Dushmani dushman se

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Dushmni dushmnse,
pyar pasand se,
khushi har1 se,
rishty kisi nekse,
mohobbat mehbub se,
ishq kisikhub se,
magar DOSTI kisi khas se,
jo HUMNE ki hai aap se. ~By:nitin9411166

Personals 0332-6049008

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<>Wo mere alfaz se hairan rehta tha,
Main us k zoq se preshan rehta tha,
Bewafa to keh diya tha sare’aam us ne,
Phir na jane kyun khud hi pasheman rehta tha

dar lagta hai

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hum aap se bahott pyar karte hai
har pal aap hi ko yaad karta hoon
magar hamare khayalo mein matt aana tum kkyun ki hum bhooto sein dara karte hai ~By:kushal narsing kc

naughty

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A pahlwaan marries a smart girl during love at night pehlwaan ask her :
pehalwaan : janu ji mza aa rya ye ?
girl replies : pehalwaan ji mza te aa rya ay pr saaaaaaaa ni aa rya .
naveed from bahrain : 0097336732205 ~By:nidi

Jhkaas good night

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AajRat ko Bindas sone ka,rapchik sapne dekhne ka, Bhut ko nahi dekhne ka, Boleto.
Aaina nahi dekhne ka!
Aur blanket odh ke fultus so jane ka.
Boleto Gud Nite! ~By:nitin9411166

at-am-at

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Namatte
Ye Aita Sms He
Jo
Athay Bhalay Intaan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,Ap Laatt Toshish Talo Pil b Aitay Hi Palo De.Taisa Lada Totla Ban Te?
2-3 bal palna haa.ote. ~By:nitin9411166

dhananjay

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D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana D se Dewangi D se Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se Message ker dala app ko ~By:DSharma

akhir ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai

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2 Admi Qabristan men baithe thay eik ne kaha “ye log kitne Aram se sotay hain”
Eik Murda qabar se utha or bola: ab b ham aaram se na soyeen?? akhir ye jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai

ES PARCHAM K SAYE TALAY HUM 1 HAIN

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DIL CHAHTA HAI K KHARA KAR K TERAY HAATH MAIN PAKRA DUN ? ? ? ? OR AP HILA HILA K BOLO, , , , , , ,
ES PARCHAM K SAYE TALAY HUM 1 HAIN………. ~By:engganjum

miss call karna to ek bahana hai&

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miss call karna to ek bahana hai asal main aap ke yaadon say ek lamha churana hai aap hamain yaad karain ya na karain aap ke yaadon main hamara ana jana hai!! ~By:nafilah

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