W.C. Fields : Quote and Poem

I hate water - fish fuck in it.

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WaterW.C. Fieldshate

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote aga

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PoliticsW.C. Fieldsforwaywaysany

Start every day with a smile and get it over with

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SmilesW.C. Fieldsdaywithsmilestargetoververy

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps

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HorsesW.C. Fieldshorsefrompeople

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for

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Get Well SoonW.C. Fieldsdayforafter

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live fo

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AlcoholW.C. Fieldsdayfor

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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PovertyW.C. Fieldsmoneywithman

After two days in the hospital, I took a turn for

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NursesW.C. Fieldsdayforafter

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer

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ConfidenceW.C. Fields

Women are like elephants to me. I like to l

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