This is a honeydew day. That is when you ge
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This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, Honey, do this, and Honey, do that around the house.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions
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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he
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No wife can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner.
Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a
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Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did, and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the
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A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
My wife says I never listen to her. At leas
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My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.
If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try
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If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter's wife.
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortg
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A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
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Never strike your wife - even with a flower.
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your
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To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husban
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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
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A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola-
tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has
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If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
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