Sex without love is an empty experience, but as e
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
There are two types of people in this world, good
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
What is so fascinating about sitting around watch
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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the m
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's m
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The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage
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In Beverley Hills, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into television shows.
[I]t is clear the future holds great opportunitie
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[I]t is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Summing up, it is clear the future holds great op
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Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, f
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When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely w
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Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Sex relieves tension - love causes it.
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is
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Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing Embraceable You in spats.
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral co
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said No.
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree&#
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As the poet said, Only God can make a tree - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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