Before I got married I had six theories about bri
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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thi
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There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and focus her energies on raising her children. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel.
All of the biggest technological inventions create
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All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness.
It is a mistake for a sculptor or a painter to sp
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It is a mistake for a sculptor or a painter to speak or write very often about his job. It releases tension needed for his work.
Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give some people.
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we u
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Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of familie
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
Don't worry about people stealing your ideas.
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Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
Presidents and presidential assassins are like La
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Presidents and presidential assassins are like Las Vegas and Salt Lake City. Even though one city is all about sin and the other is all about salvation, they are identical, one-dimensional company towns built up by the sheer will of true believers.
There are joys which long to be ours. God s
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There are joys which long to be ours. God sends ten thousands truths, which come about us like birds seeking inlet; but we are shut up to them, and so they bring us nothing, but sit and sing awhile upon the roof, and then fly away.
Be careful about reading health books. You
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Objectivity has about as much substance as the em
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Objectivity has about as much substance as the emperor's new clothes.
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of h
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Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.
No one gossips about other people's secret virtue
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No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.
It sometimes happens, even in the best of families
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It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.
The most pleasant and useful persons are those wh
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The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.
In about the same degree as you are helpful, you
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In about the same degree as you are helpful, you will be happy.
The best way to sound like you know what you're t
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The best way to sound like you know what you're talking about is to know what you're talking about.
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