Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on th
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Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, a
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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts
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You don't have to be a beer drinker to play darts, but it helps.
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of
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It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grape
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A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. Much obliged, said he, pushing the plate aside, I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink
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Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mout
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O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts!
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a dr
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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're
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If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live fo
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know w
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk,
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If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
The first thing in the human personality that dis
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The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi.
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