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Have you hugged yourself today?

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Have you hugged yourself today?

I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I

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I was told that whistling wasn't ladylike, but I knew even then that women were simply not supposed to be that happy.

Water flows uphill towards money.

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Water flows uphill towards money.

Present your family and friends with their eulogi

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Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.

Tea is liquid wisdom.

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Tea is liquid wisdom.

There are only two ways of telling the complete t

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There are only two ways of telling the complete truth - anonymously and posthumously.

If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will b

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If I ever die of a heart attack, I hope it will be from playing my stereo too loud.

Present your family and friends with their eulogi

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Present your family and friends with their eulogies now - they won't be able to hear how much you love them and appreciate them from inside the coffin.

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