A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his le
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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
A father is always making his baby into a little
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby.
A father is always making his baby into a little
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Las Vegas is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. N
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Las Vegas is Everyman's cut-rate Babylon. Not far away there is, or was, a roadside lunch counter and over it a sign proclaiming in three words that a Roman emperor's orgy is now a democratic institution. Topless Pizza Lunch.
A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kid
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A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television.
If the knitter is weary the baby will have no new
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If the knitter is weary the baby will have no new bonnet.
One of the most obvious results of having a baby
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One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am n
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
This country has come to feel the same when Congr
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby
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The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother - and they'll settle for a puppy every time.
A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
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A crying baby is the best form of birth control.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
You should never say anything to a woman that eve
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You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the huma
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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of th
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Where did you come from, baby dear?
Out of the Everywhere and into here.
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the huma
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A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.
A father is always making his baby into a little
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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
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